your life depends on butterflies

cashier: and what’s your e-mail address?
me:
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cashier:
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cashier:
me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com

itsnotcontagiousiswear:

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE

me: Oh wow, I should really start my homework
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either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting

threepac:

if I were a teacher I’d probably get arrested for murder because I’m so intolerant of people who don’t understand things

beyoncebeytwice:

unfollowing me is illegal in all 50 states and puerto rico